Riddle me this, Riddle me that

[Creepytubbies]

So, I've been trying to solve some riddles. Because, I love thinking. Whatever.
Here's one for you:

Imagine, you are in a dark room with a locked door.
All you have with you is a rope and a pencil, you can hear the rain outside but there are no windows.
How do you get out ?

[Thade]

Well, because you're only imagining it, you could simply imagine yourself outside the room.  But that's a cheap answer in my opinion.

Here's one:
What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?

Or classically:
Why is a raven like a writing desk?

[Mr. Fountain]

What always runs but never walks, often murmurs, never talks, has a bed but never sleeps, has a mouth but never eats?
A River.


Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Didn't this one not have an answer?

[Thade]

Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Didn't this one not have an answer?

Shhh...

[Mr. Fountain]

Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Didn't this one not have an answer?

Shhh...

XD I'll just leave it for the next one then.

[Fi Skirata]

Or classically:
Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because Poe wrote on both.

[Thade]

As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks,
Each sack had seven cats,
Each cat had seven kits:
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
How many were there going to St. Ives?

[Fi Skirata]

One?

[Thade]

Bingo.

[Megantron]

What's in my pocket?

[Thade]

String or nothing.

[Fi Skirata]

Pocket lining. Or, optionally, a baby kangaroo.

[Megantron]

Unfortunately, it is not the One Ring..

Nothing is in my pockets. I am broke.

[Mr. Fountain]

Keys?

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