Media Quotes

[Fi Skirata]

Just awesome quotes from any sort of media.



"Bob. Bob had bitch tits." - Fight Club

[Mr. Fountain]

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."


Pulp Fiction

[Fi Skirata]

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."


Pulp Fiction

What's funny is that if I remember correctly, that isn't even really a verse from The Bible. It just sounded really close to one.

"I'll kill you. I'll kill you, I swear, it won't matter that you're immortal!"

Bryce Boltzmann, NeverDead

[Mr. Fountain]

"Groovy."

[Fi Skirata]

"Hail to the King, baby."

[Mr. Fountain]

"This... is my Boomstick!"

[Fi Skirata]

"My likes include 100% de Agave tequila.

My dislikes are mainly-----

Drugs... and chewing gum. *blows bubble with gum*"

- David Young, D4

[Megantron]

"Shop smart. Shop S-Mart."

[Mr. Fountain]

"Stay classy, San Diego."

[Fi Skirata]

"So you're telling me a foot massage don't mean nothin'?"

[Megantron]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."

[Nexeria]

Shaun of the Dead:

Phillip: You got red on you.

Shaun: Take car. Go to Mum's. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?

Ed: Yeah, boyyyeee!

Hot Fuzz:

DS Andy Cartwright: You wanna be a big cop in a small town? Fuck off up the model village.

Danny Butterman: Ever fired your gun in the air and yelled, 'Aaaaaaah?'

[Andy takes a swig of beer, leaving a "moustache" of froth on his moustache]
Nicholas Angel: You've got a moustache.
DS Andy Wainwright: ...I know.

[Fi Skirata]

Barry Burton:

"Maybe you, the "master of unlocking" can make use it."

"I have THIS."

"You were almost a Jill Sandwich."

"Its a weapon. Its especially powerful against living things."

"Me? I like the buddy system we have here."

[Creepytubbies]

Misfits:
"If the priest werent fiddling with you, you were one of the ugly kids."

[Megantron]

Tina Belcher:

"Your ass is grass, and I'm gonna mow it."

[Creepytubbies]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

- "What makes you think she's a witch?"
- "Well, she turned me into a newt!"
- "A newt?"
- (meekly) "I got better."
- "Burn her anyway!"

[Fi Skirata]

John Shooter: Thought you didn't smoke.

Mort: I took it up recently, for my health.

- Secret Window

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