The Hungry for Power Games

[Mr. Fountain]

We can talk about the race for the white house here. Feel the Bern. Can't Stump Trump. All that jazz.

[Seccom-Masada]

MAKE ANIME GREAT AGAIN

[Mr. Fountain]

[Fi Skirata]

Honestly I'm not terribly concerned about who becomes the prez. Congress will keep them from mucking things up too bad. I will miss Brobama though.

[Mr. Fountain]

Actually, for some reason, when I made this I thought we could talk about who we think is going to get elected and how their doing with their campaigns objectively. 

So, that said, Bernie will def win New Hampshire and now has maybe a good chance of winning Iowa.

[Megantron]

Honestly I'm not terribly concerned about who becomes the prez. Congress will keep them from mucking things up too bad. I will miss Brobama though.

Congress is the reason why nothing ever gets better.

[Mr. Fountain]

Honestly I'm not terribly concerned about who becomes the prez. Congress will keep them from mucking things up too bad. I will miss Brobama though.

Congress is the reason why nothing ever gets better.

I'd say that we'd probably have a better congress if Americans would take the time to research their candidates and vote.

[Thade]

I hold that we get exacly what we deserve as a country as far as candidates are concerned. People are stupid, ergo, as it should be if politicians are represenative of the people, the candidates are terrible.

Sanders and Paul are the only two I'm even mildy rooting for, Sanders more so than Paul.

[Mr. Fountain]

Agreed on all accounts. Kinda reminds me of George Carlin.

[Snœflæk]

Abolish congress, create a monarchy. Shit would get done.

[Mr. Fountain]

Abolish congress, create a monarchy. Shit would get done.

Make me your king. I'll do the things.

[Thade]

Abolish congress, create a monarchy. Shit would get done.

Make me your king. I'll do the things.

Fuck you, I wanna be king!

[Mr. Fountain]

Abolish congress, create a monarchy. Shit would get done.

Make me your king. I'll do the things.

Fuck you, I wanna be king!

And so the wars began.

[Megantron]

Let's have a HiPsters Election 2016.

Everyone, send in your nominations now!

[Thade]

I nominate myself.

[Mr. Fountain]

I also nominate myself.

[Snœflæk]

I nominate our Dark Lord OCHINCHIN

(And Megan)

[Nexeria]

I nominate Megan to be Queen of the HiPsters.

Sorry, brother.

[Snœflæk]

All hail our glorious queen, Megan the Magnificent

[Fi Skirata]

I nominate Megan to be Queen of the HiPsters.

Sorry, brother.

Seconded and Thirded. Megan is our Ruler now.

[Megantron]

[DorkOrca]

Hilary will probably win the Democratic primaries.

Hilary Duff, that is.

[Fi Skirata]

Okay, let's get the shitposting in check and get the topic back on track.

I don't keep up with the presidential race, anyone want to sum up the current events for me?

[Megantron]

- Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer.
- Donald Trump is an evil oompa loompa.
- Hillary Clinton wants to be a "cool mom" but comes off as the "can I speak to a manager mom".
- Sanders is our lord and savior. I call him Uncle Bernie.

[Nexeria]

Megan summed it up perfectly.

More recently:

- Republican candidates John Kasich and The Zodiac Killer are trying to team up to bring down #TheDonald.
- Donald Drumpf had this to say, "If I lose, I don’t think you will ever see me again." (Oh, god, yes!)
- Meanwhile on the Democratic side, Bernie and Hillary had this exchange:

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